People occasionally ask whether we set any of these up. The answer is obviously no, and here’s proof. This product is called the Magic Writer. How much funnier would it have been if it had been discarded in the Indian condiments aisle? Then we could be all like “Looks like they spotted a slightly magicer raita”, and everyone would laugh and think we were fucking funny and knew all about food. But no, it’s next to some Dolmio, and we’ve got nothing. NOTHING.
ASDA, Chelmsford, January 14th.
Thanks to Neil for the spot.