Category Archives: Nah, fuck it.

GRAPEFRUIT X MARS DUO

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Those things will help you work, rest and play for two days. All a grapefruit helps you do is demonstrate shot-putting and shift constipation.

Morrison’s, Holloway Road.

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APPLES X SAUSAGE ROLLS

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Vitamin C can get fucked. Sausage rolls are an important source of Vitamin P. For Pork and for Pound, which these cost merely one of.

Sainsbury’s, Warren Street.

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SOCKS AND TUNA X FILMS

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Nope. Nothing’s springing to mind.

Morrison’s, Holloway Road.

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SET OF TOY CAR KEYS X PEPPERS

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This was clearly dumped by an ex-serviceman – someone who was done with car keys (this doesn’t work written down, but is meant to sound like “khakis”, yes?).

Sainsbury’s, Tottenham Court Road.

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CREME BRULEE X BEETROOT SALAD

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That’s what brulees do. They beet people up.

Sainsbury’s, Warren Street.

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DOG TENNIS BALL THROWER X RICE

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“Oh. Turns out we’re actually going for a wok.”

Morrison’s, Holloway Road.

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CANDLE X BATTERIES

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This is called “progress”. Ladies and gentlemen, Someone Else Will Put It Back is back. For a bit at least.

Sainsbury’s, Warren Street.

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