SAW DVD x VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS

We received this from Erin on January 30th. Clearly we should have posted it on or just before Valentine’s Day – it would have got twitted around the viralsphere of blogs like there was no tomorrow, with people going “Ha ha ha, look, a Saw DVD, ha ha ha”. But we didn’t. We’re posting it now. On St Patrick’s Day.

Sometimes we suspect this website may not make us millionaires like we thought.

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BUN x ORANGE JUICE

You know that famous image from Tiananmen Square? This sort of reminds us of that.

Food Basics, Hamilton, Ontario, February 21st.

Thanks to Peter for the spot.

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CABBAGE x MEAT

It’s great, isn’t it, when you’re going to buy vegetables and then you remember that MEAT is BEST.

Food Basics, Hamilton, Ontario, February 21st.

Thanks to Peter for the spot.

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CUSTARD x ENERGY DRINKS

You know how all these trendy kids now go to their exciting parties and drink energy drinks instead of booze? If this young renegade hadn’t made this last-minute switch, there’s have been some very trendy haircuts covered in custard. Then someone could have said “Looks like you’ve overdone it a trifle” and everyone could have laughed.

Waitrose, St John Street, London, February 13th.

Thanks to Jack for the spot.

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MEAT x COOKIES

There’s obviously dyslexia at work here. This shopper was going to get meat and chips, then misread “Chipmates” as “Meat Chips” (it’s easily done) and thought “This is a bargain”. Or maybe they thought “Shit si a grabina”. We’re not dyslexia specialists.

Kroger, February 14th.

Thanks to Grace for the spot.

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MULLER RICE x ZOO MAGAZINE

If that was a proper yoghurt, we could make a truly breathtaking joke based around the word “culture”. Life’s not fair.

Thanks to Tom for the spot.

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COTTAGE CHEESE x PIZZA

Cottage cheese has obviously made this shopper think of fat thighs, and then they’ve figured the easiest way to get fat thighs is to eat an arse-ton of pizza.

Waitrose, Birmingham, February 8th.

Thanks to Naomi for the spot.

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